What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.